Felicity checks her mail. Did you ever notice that they spend a lot of time checking their mail in the first season and then never again? Blair walks up and says hello. Felicity is so startled that she drops her mail all over the floor. Blair helps her pick it up and starts walking away. Blair asks if they are cool, and Felicity says that she has a class. Blair walks after her and says again, "So, we are cool?" Felicity says that she saw Blair kissing Tara at the library, and that he must have seen Felicity too, which is why he keeps asking if they're cool. Felicity gives him a look of disgust and walks away. Blair asks, "Is this why you're tripping? I wasn't even in the library yesterday." I hate Blair just because he said "tripping." Felicity says that she saw him. Blair says that he really wasn't there, and then asks why, if she saw him, he didn't see her. Um, because he was too busy sucking face with Tara. Felicity says that Blair was turned around. Blair says that she saw the back of some black guy's head, so she assumes it was Blair. Felicity doesn't answer, so Blair says, "Whatever," and walks away. Oh, "whatever" yourself, Blair. Asshole.

Noel tells Felicity that he's glad she didn't say anything to Elena because he's seen these things turn really ugly. Felicity says that if she had never seen Blair with Tara, she probably would have become friends with Tara. Oh, God forbid Felicity become friends with someone who is morally ambiguous. Like, um, Ben in the first few seasons? He did some shady things. The elevator opens and Natasha says hello. Natasha tells Felicity that she could make a lot of money selling her hair. Felicity isn't sure if that's a compliment or what. Noel asks where they are headed, and how many trains they will have to take. Natasha says that they're going to Brighton Beach, and that her cousin has a gypsy cab. Noel gets into the elevator and mouths, "Help me!" to Felicity, who giggles.