Sean walks into the loft and warns Ben and Javier to prepare to have their minds blown. Javier bitches that he forgot to budget for a rehearsal space for the wedding, and now they don't have a space. Ben jokes, "Well, that was smart, wasn't it?" Javier retorts, "Thank you very much, G.I. Joe Kung-Fu Grip boy looking." Imagine Javier saying it. You'll giggle. Javier asks "Seanie" if they can have the rehearsal in the loft, and Sean distractedly agrees. Finally, Sean announces "the greatest party favor ever," and holds up a condom. When he rips the condom open, it plays "Here Comes the Bride." Okay, that's just gross on so many levels. Javier looks disgusted, and Ben cracks up at Javier's disgusted look. Ben bails, and Sean explains the concept to Javier, like it's not obvious. Javier points out that "this is a wedding, not a porno shop." Sean reminds Javier that, after the wedding, Tracy and Elena can finally have sex. Meghan walks into the kitchen in a frilly black baby-doll nightie, asking if she's dreaming, or if she just heard "Tracy" and "sex" in the same sentence. Javier suggests that Sean give up on the idea, and leaves.
Sean asks Meghan why she talks about sleeping with Tracy all the time, because now that's all Sean can think about when he sees Tracy. Meghan focuses on the fact that Sean doesn't think she could get Tracy. Sean tells her, "You say things without thinking, and it's hurtful." Meghan ignores him. You know a minute ago, when I thought Meghan was wearing a nightgown? Apparently, it's a dress, because she's also wearing tiny plastic babies as earrings. I don't know. Meghan asks Sean whether he wants to bet on it. Sean doesn't want to bet on breaking up a marriage. Meghan sets out the terms: it would be a kiss, for five seconds, full on the lips, and the loser has to be the winner's servant for a day. Sean refers to Tracy as "the God-fearing Christian who, by the way, won't even sleep with his own fiancée." Oh, so they'll bring up the religion thing in the context of this argument, but when it comes to having an officiant at the ceremony, it doesn't enter into the equation. Anyway, Sean asks how they would prove it, and Meghan answers, "Honor code." Sean figures he can't lose, and takes the bet. Meghan and Sean call each other losers. Yeah, they're so in love.