Professor Snark finishes up a lecture on some science stuff that I don't understand, and encourages the students to ask questions. Class ends. Professor Snark notices Ben staring at him and asks if Ben has a question. Ben says that it's not about the lecture; he was wondering if Snark has any information on pre-med programs in Arizona. Snark thought Ben was staying in New York. Ben says that he probably is, but he's looking into Arizona. Snark reveals that he does know someone on the admission committee at the University of Arizona, but that it's probably too late to get in for the fall. Snark offers to call and find out. Ben appreciates that.
Meghan stands in front of acting class and flatly reads the part of the Herdsman in Sophocles's Oedipus. Javier is, of course, playing Oedipus, and it's the big eye-gouging scene. Javier plays it for all it is worth, while Meghan stands there and rolls her eyes. The class applauds. After class, Javier asks Meghan to "give it a little more oomph" so that he has something to work with. Javier tells Meghan that she has to give in order to get. Meghan doesn't care about acting. As they start to walk out, a guy named Paul walks up and introduces himself. Javier says that he's not really interested in dating right now. Paul claims to be a director. Meghan laughs and says that it's a nice try, but Javier already said that he's not interested. Paul continues, saying that he directs commercials, and he really enjoyed Javier's performance. Javier is flattered. Paul says that Javier would be perfect for a mattress commercial, and asks if Javier would be interested. Javier replies, "Interested? Does Rolaids spell relief?" Meghan still thinks it's all a scam. Paul says that he's interested in Meghan, too, because she has "a real attitude thing going on." Meghan says that she does have an attitude, and that attitude says no. Paul tells her that it pays $3000, and Meghan gets interested real quickly. Javier wonders what happened to his chances. Paul says that they would both try out, unless that's a problem. Meghan smarms that it's not a problem for her. Paul gives them the script and tells them that he will see them the next day.
Ben and Trevor walk down the street. Ben apparently just told Trevor about Felicity and Noel, and Trevor thinks that Noel doesn't waste any time. Ben wonders what Trevor is talking about. Trevor says that Ben and Felicity are trying to deal with stuff and Noel is moving right in. Ben protests that Noel doesn't even know about Lauren. Trevor says that Noel doesn't have to because "guys like that can sense it." Ben doesn't think there's anything going on. Trevor thinks it sounds a lot like "Making Out on the Rooftop Two." Ben, increasingly frustrated, says that it's just a walking tour. Trevor asks what a walking tour is, anyway. Ben yells, "I don't know! But it's fine!" Trevor is still doubtful. So really, all the bad things that happen in this episode are stupid Trevor's fault. I knew I didn't like that guy.