Martha Stewart sails to a K-Mart white sale. Geddit? Her towels come in fifty-one different colours. Perhaps Towel Boy could model all of them for us. Hyundai claims to have cars that are effortless to own. What, do they drive themselves? Racecar driver Darrell Waltrip shills for Wendy's. Do you know why they call it NASCAR? Cuz them cars shore are nass. Covergirl commercial with girl group Cleopatra. A particularly phallic cactus inspires a model to style her into spikes with Salon Selectives hair spray. Talk about a dickhead. According to the WB, critics adore the Gilmore Girls.