And so it is. Meghan walks into class and asks if Felicity's told Professor Carnes to withdraw her paper. Felicity hasn't. Meghan offers to do it for her, but Felicity sucks it up and does it herself. She walks up to Professor Carnes, who was just about to call her up anyway. Felicity tells Professor Carnes to go first. Carnes says that the editorial review board had some questions about Felicity's paper, because they thought that some parts looked familiar. Of course, they did. Carnes defended Felicity to the board. Felicity says it's okay if Carnes changes her mind about publishing it. Carnes says that she supports Felicity 100\%, and says that this will be cleared up in no time. Felicity hurries back to her seat. Meghan asks what happened. Felicity talks without moving her lips and tells Meghan that the editorial board knows that it's not her work. Meghan says, "Oh, crap." Hee! Ha. Hee?
Meghan walks into Felicity's room and hands her a book. Felicity realizes that it's the dissertation. Meghan admits that she stole it, and also that the library clerk is a freak. Meghan promised to go out with him in order to get by him. Felicity thanks her. Meghan asks what's wrong. Felicity says that someone from the board called and she has to meet with them to go over her references. Meghan whines that the board needs to get a clue, because everyone copies. Meghan offers to go talk to the board, because it's her fault. Felicity says that it's not. Meghan decides that it's Ben's fault, because "if he hadn't gotten this booze cruise preggers, [Felicity] would have finished this paper a long time ago." Felicity says that it's her own fault, and she's going to be forever known as the girl who got kicked out of college for copying a paper. ["Oh right. That one girl." -- Wing Chun] Meghan says that Felicity won't get kicked out, and that in a year, she won't remember it happened. First of all, she might get kicked out, and she would definitely remember that in a year. It really bothers me that the same show that made a serious dramatic storyline about Ben's plagiarism is treating Felicity's plagiarism like such a joke. Meghan doesn't think that Felicity will even remember Meghan in a year. Felicity says that they'll probably see each other every day. Meghan asks doubtfully if Felicity thinks that they'll still be friends after college. Felicity laughs and says yes. Why is she in such a good mood? Meghan was just asking, and then she calls Felicity a freak show. Felicity laughs and laughs and laughs. Ha ha! I'm not going to graduate! I'm going to get kicked out of school! That's hilarious.