http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2008 Tue, 21 Feb 2006 22:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Serenity: The Big Damn Movie: Season Two in Big Damn Movie form. An answer to the River question, the Reaver question, the slash-fic questions you've been dying to see discovered... Oh, who are we kidding? If you're reading this, you've seen the movie a hundred times. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/serenity_the_big_damn_movie.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/serenity_the_big_damn_movie.php Tue, 21 Feb 2006 22:00:00 -0500 Heart Of Gold: Mutant Enemy filled an episode with hookers, sex, and gunplay, and yet the show still got cancelled by FOX. They just couldn't win, could they? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/heart_of_gold.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/heart_of_gold.php Sun, 17 Aug 2003 23:00:00 -0500 The Message: A young man who served under Zoe and Mal during the war turns to them for help when he runs afoul of an evil organ-harvesting group. So they kill him. No, not the organ harvesters. Zoe and Mal. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/the_message.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/the_message.php Mon, 21 Jul 2003 23:00:00 -0500 Trash: Saffron's back, and she brought crime-related hijinks for everyone! Simon has a long talk with Jayne about the status of their relationship. No, it's not like that. Dammit. Oh, and the show's still cancelled. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/trash.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/trash.php Sun, 15 Jun 2003 23:00:00 -0500 Serenity: Firefly comes to an end with the airing of the previously unseen pilot episode. We get to see some background and history for all the characters, even though they already took all this background and history and fit it into all the other episodes they've already aired. So it's kind of like ending with a clip show. Except without any clips.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/serenity.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/serenity.php Wed, 25 Dec 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Objects In Space: River temporarily checks her madness at the door when the ship is confronted with a bounty hunter even crazier and more annoying than she is. Simon takes off his shirt and gets wounded so that he can catch up with all the other boys before the show gets cancelled. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/objects_in_space.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/objects_in_space.php Sat, 14 Dec 2002 22:00:00 -0500 War Stories: Firefly finally capitulates to FOX's key demographic by having an utterly pointless subplot about Inara getting it on with another woman. In less pandering storylines, Niska returns for another helping of scenery, Zoe kicks ass all over the place, Book shows more hidden skills, River gives Buffy a run for her money, and Jayne makes the process of eating an apple seem dirty and erotic, God bless 'im.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/war_stories.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/war_stories.php Tue, 10 Dec 2002 22:00:00 -0500 The Jose Molina Interview: Jose Molina answers some of Shack's stupid questions. Or, alternatively, gives smart-ass responses as he sees fit. It's all good. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/the_jose_molina_interview.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/the_jose_molina_interview.php Sun, 24 Nov 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Ariel: But only in a metaphorical sense. Simon pushes the crew to help him finally find out what happened to River. Jayne finally stops whining about having fugitives on board and does something about it. Something bad. The men with the blue gloves finally start doing evil, with the help of a little device that softens brains while they do dishes. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/ariel.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/ariel.php Wed, 20 Nov 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Safe: Simon and River's attempt to flee from the clutches of the Academy is briefly interrupted by their attempt to flee from the clutches of some overly Puritan backwoods hicks. And there's more to Book than meets the eye. Especially in the area of pectoral muscles. You don't have to look if you don't want to. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/safe.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/safe.php Wed, 13 Nov 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Shindig: No Chris Sarandon wannabe is going to keep Mal away from his Inara. Not that he wants her or anything. He's just protecting her honor. That's all. It's not love! Shut up! It's not! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/shindig.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/shindig.php Wed, 06 Nov 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Out Of Gas: Serenity, Wash was bloated, Kaylee was naughty, and Jayne was even naughtier.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/out_of_gas.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/out_of_gas.php Wed, 30 Oct 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Jaynestown: Jayne's the one / who likes all the pretty songs. / And he likes to sing along, / and he likes to shoot his gun. / But he don't know what it means, / he don't know what it means, / 'cuz he's a goon. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/jaynestown.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/jaynestown.php Thu, 24 Oct 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Our Mrs. Reynolds: Mal's new wife cooks, cleans, seduces, poisons, punches, kicks, and hijacks. Inara doesn't poison, punch, kick, or hijack, but on the other hand, is actually in love with Mal. Zoe doesn't cook or clean, but Wash still loves her because she can totally punch and kick his ass. River doesn't cook, clean, seduce, poison, punch, kick, hijack, or even talk this episode, thank God. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/our_mrs_reynolds.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/our_mrs_reynolds.php Sun, 06 Oct 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Bushwhacked: The emptiness of space turns some people into murderous psychopaths. The emptiness of the script turns the episode into a ponderous bloodbath. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/bushwhacked.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/bushwhacked.php Sun, 29 Sep 2002 23:00:00 -0500 The Train Job: good ragtag band of space outlaws. Well, mostly good. Occasionally. Anyway, that one guy totally deserved to be pushed into a turbine.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/the_train_job.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/firefly/the_train_job.php Sun, 22 Sep 2002 23:00:00 -0500