Riley and Shaggy discuss their case and get hot for each other. Cutting all the crap out, it boils down to Riley saying, "It's lunchtime, we could have a nooner at a fleabag," and Shaggy saying, "This case is like drugs!" before they dash out the door. Bummer that Anna catches them and starts blathering about her ethical, moral, philosophical, menstrual problem. Riley and Shaggy keep trying to edge out, but Anna babbles about all the lying, stealing, and cheating she did when she was a teen which landed her in juvenile court, and how she promised herself never to do that kind of stuff again. Finally, she sees through her issues enough to figure out that Riley and Shaggy could not give two bits. "As usual, I really appreciate your support guys, thanks!" Anna snots, giving them the thumbs-up and storming out. Riley and Shaggy, still up for it, try to leave again, but Warren brushes past them. Shaggy observes that Warren's wearing the same clothes as he wore yesterday. "You slut, that's where you were last night!" Shaggy says. But when Warren doesn't say anything and refuses to look at them, Shaggy decides to buy a vowel for sensitivity. "Was it that bad?" he asks. Warren must then tell them his mother has cancer, because suddenly they're all back at their house and Riley is making tea. Warren pours his heart out, telling them that he stopped going to Gay Pride parades because there was a group of family and friends who marched in support and he knew his parents would never do that for him. Riley is sad for him, but tells him his parents don't have to march in order for them to accept him. Warren tells her that he got his mother to admit that the doctors told her her prognosis is "pretty good." "So I can't decide which is more upsetting, the fact that my mom has cancer or the fact that she used it to trump me to keep me from saying the words out loud," Warren says. Riley is even more sad for him. "Now, I'm afraid I'm going to live the rest of my life and I'm never going to know whether she would've come to accept me for who I really am." Shaggy is sad for him. "Will somebody say something funny?" Warren says after awhile. Riley just smiles sadly at him. It's a sad scene.
Episode Report CardKeckler: C+ | 466 USERS: C+
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