FlashForward

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In the Garden of Dyson, Baby …
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When last we tuned into Flashforward, Dyson Frost -- the man, the legend, the supercooled vacuum cleaner with extraordinary sucking action -- had succeeded in abducting Demetri the day before he was due to be murdered. This was largely due to the FBI getting all in a tizzy about Demetri's pending quickie-nuptials and not, say, anticipating Demetri's possible abduction. How fortunate they're not in the crime-prevention business.

And now, this episode begins by reminding us that on October 6, the planet blacked out for two minutes ... blah blah blah. You know, if you're seventeen episodes into the series, it is probably a bad sign if you're still refreshing viewers on the basic premise. Then again, one of the most hilarious things about the late and unlamented Tru Calling was how the episode would, around the halfway mark, recap everything that had just happened. Clearly, the writers on that show had decided, "If you're brain-damaged enough to want to watch this, we're betting you're brain-damaged enough to have no short-term memory left. We're here to help you."

The episode begins with a close-up on Demetri's perspiring face, and we soon zoom out to see what brought on the flop sweat: an elaborate set-up involving red laser beams (aimed at Demetri's forehead), what looks like one of Green Lantern's trick arrows and Mark's gun aimed at his forehead. We zip very quickly to a blackboard behind Demetri that is covered in a diagram that is colorful, complex and apparently related to all the possible timelines Dyson Frost has seen, then we see that Demetri is barefoot and the platform on which his chair is mounted is pressure sensitive.

We revisit the big board o' possibilities again and see that Dyson has laid out the season's arc in white chalk, and recapped it with admirable brevity: Dec 15: Hong Kong à Keep distance àCan't help à Jan 4 2010 à Somalia à Kill Pat. 9 à Queen Sacrifice à Lathe à L.B.C. à Carnival à March 15, 2010 - Demetri dies à Zoom Car à Antelope Valley.

At FBI HQ, everyone's changed out of their tuxes and bent to the task of finding Demetri. Mark is trying to interrogate his daughter regarding her chat with Dyson Frost the previous evening. It is not going well and Wedeck steps in, calmly saying, "Charlie, sometimes closing our eyes helps us remember more. You want to do that with me?" He makes a show of squeezing his eyes shut, and Charlie follows suit. Wedeck continues to gently question Charlie, and she spills a detailed narrative. The two are sitting on a bench at the carnival...

FlashForward