FlashForward

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Sobell: B | 1567 USERS: B-
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Well, Hello, Dollies

Demetri's point about people-could-be-lying sinks in with Mark right about then, and he badgers FBI Boss Dude Courtney B. Vance all the way back to his office about the contents of his flashforward, reasoning, "In my flashforward, gunmen were coming into the office. "If you had a meeting, you were here. That means you might have seen something." FBI Boss Dude Courtney B. Vance -- who, let us remember, had a vision of enjoying some quality time in the throne room -- quickly disclaims seeing anything, and Mark pushes with, "How can you be sure?"

FBI Boss Dude Courtney B. Vance closes the door and grits out, "I wasn't having a meeting. I was having a bowel movement." Mark is really sorry he asked, but FBI Boss Dude Courtney B. Vance won't let him off the hook that easily, saying, "You asked for it. Now you're gonna get the blow-by-blow." And now, let me paint you a word picture: When FBI Boss Dude Courtney B. Vance had his flashforward, he was also having a bowel movement, so when he came to in the toilet stall, he was a bit disoriented and headachy from banging his head on the stall. However, it wasn't until he exited the stall that FBI Boss Dude Courtney B. Vance realized he had indeed passed out mid-movement, then awakened later, as one of his colleagues -- Rafalski -- had blacked out in mid-micturition and was now passed out, face-down, in the urinal. So the woozy, disoriented FBI Boss Dude Courtney B. Vance has to pull the man out of the urinal, then give him the Kiss of Life. Clearly, the "B" stands for "Bactine, gargle some." FBI Boss Dude Courtney B. Vance ends the recounting of his tale with the threat "You speak about this, email, text, fax, Twitter, whatever to anyone, I will transfer you to the ass-end of the cornfield so fast, your head will spin." And going by his delivery, I'm pretty sure FBI Boss Dude Courtney B. Vance could do it Anthony Fremont-style. As Mark leaves, he asks quietly, "Mouth to mouth?" "Get out!" FBI Boss Dude Courtney B. Vance growls. I love FBI Boss Dude Courtney B. Vance more with each passing scene.

Back at Our Lady of the Mood Lighting Memorial Hospital, you will all be relieved to know that Squirrelio is expected to make a full recovery. We suffer through Olivia's flashback again, then she discreetly determines that Charlie doesn't recognize Lloyd. However, when Charlie catches sight of Dylan's bandage-wrapped noggin, she gets very distraught. So now we know that Dylan's in Charlie's flashforward -- we just don't know how.

FlashForward

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