Back at the pledge house, Tim and Alex are wrestling. Steve, the Robin to Tim's Batman, helps Tim put a potato down the back of Alex's pants, which is apparently the absolute worst thing you can do to a frat boy these days short of being forced to accept a guy like Flounder as part of your fraternity. Tim explains that it's the pledges' first night of freedom, so they're going to live it up. You know...by wrestling each other and shoving vegetables in each other's pants. They've decided to have some drinks as MTV reminds us of the pledge rule that this is a dry pledge and there is to be no alcohol consumption during the pledge process. Somebody mentions that Flounder is on his way over to the house, and everyone visibly shudders. Apparently, Flounder wants to borrow one of the guys' IDs to get "Conrad" into a bar. Apparently "Conrad" is one of the younger brothers who's not old enough to get in a bar and needs a fake ID to get in. And he needs his name in quotation marks because he's a fugitive from the law or some shit. And now this fact has been broadcast on national television. It seems like each and every week, a new law is broken by someone on this show, and the fraternity gets deeper and deeper in trouble in real life. Well...they don't anymore, since the fraternity has been suspended for being a bunch of fuck-ups. Which is the only enjoyment for me in watching this series -- knowing that these guys are going through a grueling pledge process and the frat is now out of business, so they're doing all this for naught. Is that considered a spoiler? Sorry. Anyway, Tim doesn't want to lend "Conrad" his ID. Earl says that since the pledges knew Flounder and "Conrad" were on their way over, and since those two are about as fun as a bleeding hemorrhoid, they decide to bolt out of the house before the two losers get there. Oops! Too late! Flounder and "Conrad" are waddling up the front sidewalk, picking their nose and ass respectively as the boys try to make a quick exit.