Dan's packing all his stuff in garbage bags and hauling ass as if this whole thing is a disgrace. I actually applaud the guy for having the balls to say, "Enough is enough. You guys simply aren't worth the trouble." Dan says that it would have been nice to call these guys brothers, but that it simply wasn't worth the hassle. Not to mention the shame that comes with being involved in a fraternity that is made to look like a bunch of self-absorbed dicks on television.

The pledges call a meeting to discuss their current status. They need to all be honest with one another and get on the same page. They're trying to decide what they're going to do to make sure they all get through this and become members of the fraternity. Tim says they all need commitment and heart, and once they get that, they'll all come together as a team. Or at the very least, they'll get to bag more decent-looking chicks than they've been saddled with lately.

At that point, the show ended abruptly. No previews for next week. Just...BOOM! Credits.

I think I've found someone creepier than Brad finally, now that Flounder has been given some airtime. I feel pretty sure that Flounder is reading these recaps, because he was posting on the boards for a while until we got bored with him there and had him banned. So Flounder...babe...hopefully you have the cell phone number of Toni Gallagher, the post-producer for the show. Give her a call. From my dealings with her, she seems like a super-nice woman. Explain to her that you saw this episode and realize that you came across as a bitter, retarded elephant turd and would like to make sure that you're edited from all future footage; that way, your absence from the show will hopefully ensure that maybe, someday, you'll be able to get laid and put all this crap behind you.

It's your only choice, Flounder.