At 8:20 in the morning, Steve busts up in Tim and Earl's room and demands the keys to the SUV. Tim groggily tells Earl to give Steve the keys. Earl gets up and throws the keys on the floor. Steve tells Earl to pick them up, and Earl refuses. Steve uproots Earl's bed, knocking the mattress to the floor. Earl loses it at this point, while Steve says that throwing the keys on the floor was a sign of disrespect (sigh) toward him. What is the big problem with today's kids demanding respect? For chrissakes, Stevie -- do something worth respecting and you might get respect, you infected twat. Earl bitches at Steve, wondering why he threw his mattress on the floor. Steve says that Earl disrespected (sigh) him when he threw the keys on the floor. Earl brings up the fact that Steve threw his bed out the window; Steve replies that he only did it because Earl set off a fire extinguisher in his bedroom and he had to sleep in sulfur dust all night long. Sorry, Earl. You lose this battle, chump. Earl starts putting his bed back together, and sure enough -- just as they've announced on the forums -- Earl's popping a boner as he does it. At first, I thought his boxers were just all frumpy, but nope: the jackass actually got an erection from arguing. The phone rings and it's Brad, calling from the emergency room, moaning seductively at the thought of Earl's erection as doctors work feverishly to remove keg shrapnel from his ass cheeks. Earl, in a hilarious move, goes into Steve's bedroom, picks up the corner of his bed, and slams it back down on the floor, essentially doing nothing. Steve's brushing his teeth and says that if Earl had hit Steve's fish tank, Steve would have killed him. Earl goes back to bed and slams the door. Tim's peacefully sleeping as all this goes on. Steve goes back in their room, yanks Earl's bedspread off him, and goes to leave the room. Earl jumps up, and they get in a tug of war with the bedspread. Steve eventually lets Earl win, and Earl slams the door. Steve says he knows that brute force isn't always the answer, but that sometimes when you're dealing with simple minds, it's the only answer you have. Steve removes the turtles from his fish tank and gives them to Paul and Jarreau to watch. Steve then says that what goes around comes around, and Earl yelled at Alex and Alex is a little fish while Earl is a medium-sized fish but Steve's a big fish and a master prankster. Steve goes outside and sees his car wedged between the trees and it's ON, baby!
Episode Report Card847 USERS: C+
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