At the student center, Alex is bringing Lindsey to Study Hours or whatever the hell it's called. "Forced Interaction Hours With Scummy Frat Boys." Whatever. Jarreau says in a voice-over that it's impossible to have a girlfriend while pledging. Which is exactly the reason he doesn't have a current girlfriend -- because of that darned pledging! Boy, if only he weren't pledging, he'd be...he'd be swimming in the poontang by now! Yep! Because he's straight and manly! You betcha! Alex casually mentions to Lindsey that he got his ass chewed out by the brothers for having Lindsey hover around the table with him for an extended period of time when he's clearly supposed to be kissing Frat Brother ass. Lindsey gets upset and asks Alex what's more important -- her or this stupid fraternity. This makes Alex question his priorities, and even though he doesn't answer her question directly, he tells Lindsey that he won't be seeing her that evening because it's line-up night. Lindsey gets all snippy and leaps from the table. "Will you be in your room tonight?" Alex asks. "I don't know," Lindsey snots as she stomps off. This frustrates Alex, and he tries to tell the guys that he's going through a lot of shit right now. Earl suggests that maybe Alex and Lindsey should get walkie-talkies so they could keep in touch constantly. Ha ha, Earl. How about you and your mama get walkie-talkies so you can ask her how to make toast? Alex is taking it all in stride, which means he's finally bonding with his pledge brothers and seriously giving homosexuality a second thought.
Episode Report CardUncle Bob: C | 496 USERS: C+
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