Anyway, Alex is picked up by Tim and Alex is hot! And I don't mean good-looking, I mean pissed! He's ferociously railing against the fraternity. All he wanted was his anniversary night to go smoothly so that Lindsey would accept his pledging. But now she hates the fraternity more than ever because Alex apparently got his anniversary nut before she got hers. I can't say I blame her. Granted, relationships in college are a dime a dozen, but it's kind of gratifying when your significant other pays more attention to you than a slovenly bunch of miscreants. Am I digressing? I think I am. So anyhoo, Alex tells Tim that despite what George says, there was no miscommunication about this evening. He was given permission to go out on the date, and that, my dork-ass friend, is that. He reminds Tim that he left his girlfriend in a leather teddy and a Catwoman mask to come back to this frat house to have Brad sneer and spank his ass for several hours while he rubbed himself in naughty places. Tim and Alex get to the house, and all the pledges let Alex know that he's gained their respect for doing this. Another aside, but what is it with young men and "respect" these days? In my day, you didn't really give two shits whether anyone respected you. If someone "dissed" you, you shrugged your shoulders, took another hit off the bong, and cranked up Van Halen II to get back into the groove. Alex sheepishly admits that, had he been in the other pledges' shoes, he would have wanted himself to quit mackin' on his psycho girlfriend and get his ass to the house.

It's time for the hazing (wheee! Finally!) and MTV is not allowed to go inside and watch because there's some sort of FCC policy against showing college guys having hard-boiled eggs inserted into their rectums. Afterward, George and Alex go outside and George reiterates that Alex really gained everyone's respect tonight by ditching his girlfriend for a bunch of assholes. Alex is all, "Well, gee golly gosh...it was for the good of the fraternity and shit," and neither one of them will engage in eye contact with the other. It's kind of amusing because they're all, "Should we hug now?" but neither wants to make the first move. If they do hug, we don't see it, because we're immediately shuffled to...