MONDO EXTRAS

Candace and Becca are convinced that it's going to be a nutty season when they've got two wild organizations such as these living near each other. They talk about Rush Week and how the new faces and pledges are just so inviting and a bunch of other boring sorority talk. It's seriously painful to listen to these two talk. They have the acting abilities of a pair of dead horses and rush through their dialogue as if they're getting paid by the word. Candace decides to share some advice with the new pledges since she was a pledge last year on Sorority Life. First, don't drink in the house if you're the designated sober sister. We see a clip from last season where Candace is supposedly drunk with the other girls. Then they get a call where Candace has to go pick someone up from a bar but she's already shitfaced. Whoops! The second rule is to keep up with all your classes. We see Candace and the husky girl from last season as the husky girl whines about failing her classes because she doesn't go to class. Mm hmm. That's our future right there, folks. Drunk and passed out on a couch while class is going on. The third rule is don't leave a sorority event early, especially when it's to go to a strip club. We see Candace and that hot chick from last season leaving some stuffy event to go watch naked people. And then they get yelled at by the older sisters who frown on such activities. After all, these girls have paid good money to have the older sisters judge their character and mold them into fine uppitty bitches, and if these girls don't appreciate that and would rather have their faces smothered by banana hammocks in a strip club, then there's absolutely no hope for them. Then the fourth rule is don't forget to catch your sister when engaged in a pledge trust activity. We're then treated to the infamous footage where the husky girl busts her ass because the girl standing behind her doesn't catch her when she falls backwards. It's the kinda shit that makes Bob Saget wince.