MONDO EXTRAS

We are then treated to footage of young men trying to tip over a car. This is excusable behavior when involved in a riot after a local sports team has won the Super Bowl. But these punks are doing it in broad daylight. Keep in mind, a fraternity is there to groom these guys for a lucrative profession in the future, and they think it's perfectly normal to tip over a car. We also see them playfully lobbing soapy sponges at 90 mph toward each other during a car wash, and drinking. Lots of drinking. And by "drinking," I mean "drinking alcohol." I ain't talking Kool-Aid, kids. But don't drink and drive, blah blah blah responsiblecakes. We also get footage of these guys throwing shit out their windows. Kegs, ceiling plaster, furniture...they're just lobbing large objects out the window for kicks. They're all very community-oriented, and remind us over and over that they'll do anything they can for their community. But c'mon...it's not like there's a battered women's shelter out there that could actually use any of this furniture they're tossing out the window, right?

There's a belching montage, which makes me sigh lovingly, because nothing says "MTV Original Series" like a belching montage. Meanwhile, the sorority girls go to a strip club (make your Mom proud, Buffy!) and we see them all in a hot tub. To a heterosexual male like myself, the phrase "Sorority Girls in a Hot Tub" has a special meaning to it -- that meaning being "Find some hand lotion and Kleenex, STAT!" But after seeing these gals close-up, I think I'd rather sneak a peek at my Mom and her senior citizen pinochle partners taking a hot, soapy shower together than ever force my retinas to gaze at these uppitty bitches in a hot tub ever again. They also have some girl bitching that she waited a half hour before anyone said anything to her. Which is truly a shame because it would have only taken me ten seconds to say "Who in God's name taught you how to pluck your eyebrows and would you feel the least bit uncomfortable suing him?"