The next morning, the pledges are in the basement sweating out their upcoming Pledge Exams as "I Week" continues. Good God, this has been the longest I Week in history; it's now into its third week. Jarreau is walking down the steps and then just blurts, "Dude! I don't know who the officers were last year!" signifying that he's not prepared for the exam. He was obviously coached on this line and the coach said, "All right, act like a complete tool when you say this line." It's quite possibly the stiffest acting I've seen since Elizabeth Berkley gave Kyle McLachlan El Humpo Spastico in the pool in Showgirls. Jarreau says that he either knows all this information or he doesn't. Jarreau...Sybil. Sybil...Jarreau. Colin -- the president of the fraternity and Keeper of the Ears -- says that the upcoming exams are everything that the pledges have learned in the last seven weeks all rolled into one. Kinda like a Fruit Roll-Up. Mmmmm...Fruit Roll-Ups! Tim admits that he sucks at taking tests, and opines that entrance into the fraternity should be based more on character than taking a test. Timmy. Stick with the test results, my friend, and pray to God they don't base your entrance on your character or you're more fucked than Traci Lords. Earl's actually yelling in his POV that they've been preparing for this test for seven weeks and that everything revolves around passing this test. Yes, Earl. We get it. The show's barely three minutes old and we've had that fact rammed down our throats by every single character in the episode so far. Yelling it isn't going to make us comprehend it any stronger, you mustard-flavored discarded scumbag.
Episode Report CardUncle Bob: F | 1088 USERS: C+
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