George goes downstairs to get Steve, who greets him with a blank stare. They trudge up to the attic, where Steve is told to sit down. He wanders around the room in a drug-addled haze until someone points out the one available chair for him. He sits down and decides that it might be a good idea to remove his hat in case they decide to present him with a new Sigma Chi Omega hat with really nifty gold lettering on it and hoist him up on their shoulders and parade around the attic singing the "King Steve" song. You know the one: "King Steeeve, you're the greatest guy around! King Steeeve, the greatest guy in town! King Steeeve, you never let us down! Token Steeeve, oh man your skin is brown!" Yeah, that one. George hemhaws around, trying to think of the most dramatic way to break the news to Stevie that he's now just a footnote in the history of the frat, and finally just blurts that due to his miserable work on the exam, thirty boots have been placed firmly in his ass and metaphorically shoved him down the stairs. Steve greets the news with the same fucking blank stare that he's worn for the last thirteen weeks. He just sits there. I'm beginning to wonder if he's deaf like that chick from Survivor. Brad says that telling Steve to leave really upset him. If you watch closely, Brad about loses it right there. His wimpy little chin tightens up and his eyes glisten. All those fantasies of getting into a late-night towel-snapping contest with a semi-naked Steve just went down the tubes. Colin's ears tell Steve that maybe he can try again next semester. Steve asks if there's any chance he can retake the exam. Yeah, Steve...no problem. In fact, you just keep taking the test until you pass it, you fucking crackhead. Steve says he'll leave if that's what the brothers want. Duh, Steve-O. If they wanted you to stay, they would have voted you in. Steve says in a POV that he's shocked that he was depledged. He's disappointed in himself for not putting across enough effort into doing well on the exam. Then he hauls ass out of there while Brad emotes for the camera and George relaxes, since he was pretty convinced that he was about to get knifed.
Episode Report CardUncle Bob: F | 1088 USERS: C+
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