Over at the DZO Sorority House, the guys are greeted with what can only be referred to as a palace of filth. It's the kind of place that would make the Manson family queasy. There's trash everywhere, dirty dishes piled in the sink, and dried shit rings all around the toilet. Tim and Steven get the bright idea to start stealing as much shit from the house as possible since they're not being supervised. So they're stealing dirty panties, toothbrushes, paddles, double-headed dildos...whatever they can find, while Alex and Paul actually work around the house. The guys are putting the booty in garbage bags and taking it out to their SUV while the girls sit on the couch and talk about how they're going to marry a nice fraternity boy someday that will send them flowers every week and ply them with bonbons. Meanwhile, Tim is putting pepperoni in the girls' bed sheets because "it's funny." I'm sorry kids, but in my day, a prank wasn't considered a prank unless someone walked away with a spinal cord injury. Tim says they have so much of the girls' stuff that they didn't know what to do with it all. He said they had tons of the girls' nasty dirty panties, and it should really help the girls get dates now that this fact has been broadcast from coast to coast and around the globe. Think about it: if MTV broadcast the fact that you shit your pants on a regular basis, do you really think that would help your social life any? I mean, sure, a certain number of scat pervs may be hanging around your door for a few years, but other than that, you can kiss those dreams of having a normal sex life goodbye, my friend! The guys leave with the signed t-shirt, the real banner, and a truckload of the girls' personal items. Meanwhile, the girls have discovered that the guys have been up to no good and are screaming, "Those fuckers!" at the tops of their silicone-enhanced lungs.