Back at the pledge house, the guys are bagging everything up and catch a poo stain on one pair of the girls' panties. Folks, I may be disgusting, but these kids take the cake. Tim tells the camera that he would never date a DZO chick because their underwear is huge and nasty. Yet, he's the only one dating a DZO chick: Nicole Shockpoodlehair. Maybe he thinks she's really a guy or something. Maybe she really is a guy. I dunno. Tim calls Earl to come down from upstairs, and Earl looks like he just woke up, as usual. He's scratching his balls and staring around the room, since it takes him twelve hours to wake up.
DZO come over to the guys' pledge house with intentions of trashing it. Boy howdy, do they ever trash it! They're spraying shaving cream everywhere! Ha! That'll teach those awful boys! Chocolate syrup on the counters! How will they ever get that up?! The girls show absolutely no mercy as they spray shaving-cream smiley faces on the guys' sheets! When will this madness ever end?! Finally, after covering the house with about 2,000 shaving cream signatures of "DZO," the girls sneak off into the night, screaming "DZO!" like it's the battle scene from Braveheart or something. The guys come home and are understandably pissed that their home is covered in shaving cream smiling faces. Earl says that the girls are total bitches, and that the bitches are going to pay for this. Then we hear him screaming from the kitchen as he finds out that the bitches stole all their drinks. He says that something bad's going to happen to these girls because he wants revenge. Oh man...revenge?! Does this mean we might possibly see the guys sneak into their house and (gulp!) tie all their shoelaces together in their closet or something?! I sure hope it doesn't come to that, for the sake of humanity.