Meanwhile, the guys are having a very tepid argument over how to build the table, while Mike the Puke tells the camera that he feels like kicking their asses and telling them to leave the [bleeping] fraternity because they're slow workers. You know, it's a good thing nobody wanted to kick Thomas Edison's ass for being a slow worker, or else we wouldn't be able to watch this pathetic creature bitch about his soon-to-be buddies every week. Meanwhile, Jarreau says that nobody wants to work on the table, and that they either want to sleep or go out and party and have nothing to do with anything related to the fraternity. Gosh, Jarreau -- are you saying that the pledges would rather live life and think for themselves than do what a bunch of uptight assholes tell them to do? Then why the hell did any of you join a fraternity? Because I'll tell you, Pretty Boy...it doesn't get much better than this.