The noise causes Lindsay to wonder "what the hell is going on out there." She tells Neal that she didn't want to have the party and that it was "all Daniel's idea." Lindsay wants everyone out but she thinks that she'll look lame for kicking them out. Neal tells her that, "That Daniel guy, you can do better than that." He goes on to tell her a sob story about a bad party he had in the sixth grade. Someone knocks on the door to ask for another "five bucks from everybody, we're going to get another keg." Lindsay freaks, no pun intended, and Neal suggests that she call the police, pretending to be an angry neighbour, because that's what his "dad always does." Neal pours his heart out about his feelings for her and it just makes her cry more. D'oh! Neal phones the police himself and says, in a totally funny, pseudo-adult voice, "Yes. Hello, police? Yes. Hi. There's a very loud and annoying party going on next door. It's been going on forever. I'm very tired and I'm old, and I need my rest. I've got to work tomorrow. Yes, it's 13 (G)nome Drive. Yes, please hurry. I'm so tired." I don't know if that street name refers to the elf, or the Alaskan city, but either one is pretty amusing. Lindsay thanks him then gives him a hug and a peck on the cheek.
Cindy and Sam chat on the couch, and Beth asks, "So, where are all the cute guys?" Sam says, "What? The bus hasn't arrived yet?" Cindy and Beth laugh. Neal runs into the room telling everyone that the police have arrived. They all charge out and Sam tells Ken not to worry because it was fake beer. Ken says, "I know. I won eighty-seven buck playing quarters, this party ruled!" If the party had been in Canada, the beer would have been in bottles, and Ken would have won his money playing caps. But whatever. ["I love Ken." -- Wing Chun]
Lindsay finds Bill passed out, in the doorway of Sam's room. She says, "Hey Bill, get up. That's how the drummer for Led Zeppelin died." The episode ends with Bill slurring, "Goodnight, Lindsay."
This week's show was fabulous, in my opinion. It sucks that we have to wait until the end of the month for a new episode. Damn major league baseball!