Kim and Daniel are snogging under the bleachers as Lindsay walks by. Kim sees her, asks what she's doing, and then invites her over for dinner. When Lindsay accepts the invitation, Kim says she'll pick her up at 5:30. Kim and Daniel resume groping when Lindsay leaves.

In the Weir kitchen, Mom Weir is peeling potatoes when Sam takes a Tupperware container out of the fridge and begins eating the contents. Mom chides him that he'll ruin his dinner. Sam explains that he's "loading up on carbs." Mom brandishes a peeled potato and informs him that they're having "carbs" for dinner. Sam screams, "Do you want me to stay a midget? Is that what you want?" He must also be loading up on caffeine. Chill, Sam. Mom says that he isn't a midget, but Sam insists that he is, and that it's because "there's no food" in the house. Ah, the teen there's-nothing-to-eat refrain. I remember it well. Mom points out that the place is full of fruit roll-ups and beef jerky. That's hardly a strong refutation, in my opinion. Lindsay comes in and asks whether she may have dinner at her friend Kim Kelly's house. Mom asks her what Kim is like, and Lindsay describes Kim as "just a girl." Sam interjects that Kim is "a psycho," and that she and Karen "run around the school being evil." Mom wonders why Lindsay would want to be friends with someone like that. Lindsay claims that Kim is not evil. Mom suggests that Lindsay go to Kim's another night, but when Lindsay whines, Mom gives in. Lindsay shoots Sam the stink-eye for his meddling.