Mom Weir cries in the bedroom and tells Dad that she doesn't want them to be robots. Dad says he doesn't want anything to change and that he loves her like pot roast. Or something like that. Then they start getting it on.

Sam, Bill, and Neal arrive at the Weirs' house and see the carnage in the kitchen, and all say, "Ew." Sam calls out to his parents, but they are nowhere to be found. They end up at the end of the hallway in front of Mom and Dad's closed door. They listen for a while and hear the sounds of parental lovin'. Bill cries out, "Eeeewwwww!" and runs back to the living room. I echo Bill's sentiments. Sam walks away while Neal lingers a moment longer at the door. Sam shoos him away and tells him that he is gross. Lindsay and Kim arrive at the front door and Kim says that they don't have go through with it, but Lindsay insists that they go in. Sam, Bill, and Neal are watching television and Lindsay asks Sam where Mom and Dad are. Sam tells her that they're in their room and Bill says that "they've been in there for over an hour." Lindsay wonders if they are arguing and Neal says, "Uh, no." Lindsay and Kim look alarmed. Mom appears from the bedroom looking somewhat dishevelled and buttoning her sweater. Kim says hi to her and Mom asks Lindsay to order pizza since dinner was ruined. Dad appears and Lindsay quickly points out to him that Kim is there. He greets Kim warmly and thanks her for giving Lindsay a ride home. Kim looks perplexed. Mom and Dad decide that they'll wait for the pizza in their bedroom, and ask Lindsay to call them when it gets there. The boys exchange horrified glances with Lindsay and Kim. Kim says, "My God, Lindsay, your parents are swingers!" Lindsay looks sick.

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