It seems that Biff has also taken the time to transcribe the call. How weird is it that he remembers it verbatim? At least I was able to replay the scene a few times to get it down. Apparently, it cut him pretty deep. My heart is bleeding for him. Not. So, his plan is to have everyone read the text aloud, so he can figure out whether any of them were involved. The readings begin with Sam, then it cuts to the various jocks, and Alan. At the end of Neal's reading, he ad-libs, "You are a dimwit and an imbecile. I blow my nose in your general direction," until Biff protests, "Hey, that's not in there!" Neal innocently says, "It isn't?" Now it is Bill's turn, and he does it rather haltingly. Biff asks him to do it again with a lower voice. Then the scene cuts to Sam who is reading with a fake, deep voice, then to Alan who is just giggling, then to Bill again, then to Neal who does it as Shatner. At this point in the show, I'm braying like a donkey, and tears are streaming down my face. It cuts back to one of the jocks who says, "Geez coach, this is harsh." Then we get Alan giggling again. Neal does more Shatner and Biff tells him to do it as Spock, but sadly, we don't get to see that. Finally, we see Bill again and Biff busts him as the culprit. Biff wonders why he did it and Bill tells him it was because Biff's system of letting the jocks pick the teams isn't fair. He goes on to say that he might not be that bad and he can't get any better if he never gets to play. Biff is left speechless by Bill's suggestion that he should get to be a team captain.
Lindsay is at her locker when Daniel approaches her and asks her to talk to Kim because Kim is driving him nuts and being bitchy. Daniel explains that Kim thinks that Lindsay didn't stick up for her, and Kim's feelings are hurt. Lindsay tells him that Kim is too tough for hurt feelings but Daniel graphically tells her that Kim is actually a great big raw nerve. Lindsay agrees to talk to Kim.
On the baseball field, Biff announces that Bill is a captain and he allows him to choose the other captain. Bill chooses Gordon. Bill and Gordon start choosing their teams and they pick all the geeky kids first. One of the jocks complains that "the geeks have inherited the Earth." Get used to it, pal. Bill Gates and his empire will be playing a big part in your life soon enough.