Freakylinks

Episode Report Card
Kim: D | 478 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
Revamped? More like ReCrapped

Uh-oh, montage alert. Flashback to Adam's death. Braids Woman. Virginia Dare. Younger Adam and Derek. The necklace that John White found in the tree. Derek reaching down into the tub to grab Adam's dead body, but this time Adam pops up like Glenn Close at the end of Fatal Attraction. Derek wakes up from a nightmare and hears what the captioning calls, "floorboards creak." Derek grabs a baseball bat from beside his bed and starts wandering around his apartment (which is also the Freakylinks offices), but he keeps hearing creaking coming from different places. As Derek walks by the glass door (with his back to it), we see Virginia Dare hovering in the air outside. Okay, that was creepy. Derek turns around and goes out the door, and I'm all, "No! Don't go outside!" As Derek walks down the steps, a shadowy figure passes in front of the camera. Derek walks across the lawn, where there are some sails flapping in the breeze. I guess they are attached to surfboards or something. Through the sails, he can see Virginia Dare. Well, we know it's Virginia Dare, but he probably doesn't. Derek (baseball bat in hand) starts to make his way over there, but suddenly Virginia Dare has changed into Adam. Derek's all, "Adam?" and we hear the same snarling and growling from previous scenes, as Adam/Virginia rushes towards Derek. Suddenly, Lan is there, saying that she has "insomnia" and "thought [she]'d get some work done on the Osceola screen grabs." Derek looks back at the now empty spot where he last saw Adam and says that he has a better idea. Then they stand around and breathe heavily for like ten minutes. Cut the scene already! Also, that was the one scary scene of the entire show.

Lan and Derek are at a computer, and Lan asks what they're looking for, exactly. Derek isn't sure, and Lan rolls her eyes at him, and asks how Chloe is. Lan, it must be said, it moving her mouse in circles, as if that would be effective. Can't they find actors who have actually used a computer before? Lan says it must be strange to see Chloe, since she almost married Adam. Derek doesn't take the bait, and tells Lan to zoom in closer on one spot. Lan says, "She's pretty." Are we supposed to understand that Lan is jealous of Chloe? Because she likes Derek? I don't get it. Anyway, Derek sees something on the wall behind the tub, and Lan takes a closer look. It looks like the wallpaper is peeling away to reveal something awfully similar to the glyphs from Adam's notebook (and Elsing's tattoo, and on the Croatoan tree). Lan is amazed, and turns to talk to Derek, but he's gone. Now, they were sitting side by side. How could he have run out without her noticing?

Freakylinks

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