Freakylinks

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Creepy Crawlers

The gang sees the smoking wreck that used to be the diner, along with Falcon's RV. They run over and nearly get shot by Falcon himself. They tell him about the underground lab, and how it was abandoned twenty years ago. Derek produces the videotape.

Cut to them watching the tape in Falcon's RV. Though it's very snowy, you can make out a man giving a report from a lab meant for De Santo bigwigs. The man is Vince Elsing, who reports that his team of scientists has nearly achieved, "complete biological..." and then the tape cuts out. Jason deduces that this "has something to do with Adam" and Chloe is angry with Derek for knowing that Elsing was involved and not telling them.

Outside, one of the men in black is watching the people in the RV with night-vision binoculars. Standing behind him is another man, in shadow, but it just might be Adam. Hard to say. Anyway, binocular guy says he's "had about enough of this." Join the club, brother. Only twenty more minutes and we'll probably never see these people again. Hang in there.

Back inside the RV, Chloe and Jason are yelling at Derek. Hey, this looks familiar. It's the opening scene, but now it's in context. If you don't mind, I'm just going to cut and paste that opening paragraph down here. Derek hits the side of the TV, exhorting it to, "Come on! Work!" Chloe tells Derek he "can't avoid this." Falcon tells Derek to take it easy on the VCR. Jason asks to give it a try and Derek snarks at him. Chloe wants to know why Derek thought he could keep them out of the loop. Derek protests, but Jason says Derek is always going off by himself. Falcon wants to know if this is how the gang normally works (i.e. fighting amongst themselves). Suddenly, there is a loud noise from on top of the RV, and the dog starts barking. Falcon grabs a shotgun and pumps it, or cocks it, or whatever it is you do to shotguns. Chloe falls into Derek's arms, and they look at each other, and separate quickly. The RV continues shaking, and Derek picks up his camera. Falcon doesn't want to be photographed. Derek talks into the camera, saying that there is "definitely something up on the roof." The RV shakes again, and Derek drops the camera. Something (a tentacle?) reaches in through the skylight in the roof (do RVs normally have skylights?) and grabs Chloe, pulling her up to the ceiling. Everyone tries to pull her down. Chaos ensues. Falcon pulls out a knife and starts sawing through the tentacle. It's all slow motion and blurry, so we won't notice how bad the special effects are. I don't blame them -- I doubt they have a budget to speak of. The tentacle finally releases Chloe, who crashes to the ground, breathing raggedly since the tentacle had been wrapped around her neck. Derek wants to grab his camera and film it. Jason tries to talk some sense into Derek, since Chloe is obviously hurt. Derek finally realizes his lack of priorities, and comforts Chloe. Jason says that he and Chloe are done, and that they have plenty of stories for the site. They can always come back, because "that thing" isn't going anywhere.

Freakylinks

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