The glass broke when the men in black broke into the house. They say they are going to take "the hard drives and all the tapes." Derek tells them that everything has already been posted to the website, but head man in black says he knows that's not true. Other man in black takes out a gun, which causes the gang to put their hands in the air (but not to wave them like they just don't care.) Just then, a tentacle busts in the door and takes out the guy with the gun. Jason punches the head man in black, but not very well. Just as the head man in black is fixing up his gun, he is also grabbed by a tentacle and dragged away. After ascertaining that Jason is okay, the gang look outside to try to figure out what's going on.
A door opens and a tentacle waves in, followed by One-Armed Guy, who turns out to be One-Arm-and-One-Tentacle Guy. The tentacle is attached to him. He gives the Freakylinks gang a speech about how he was dumped in the desert twenty years ago and woke up to find the tentacle attached. Now, just when he gets his diner going, the Freakylinks gang shows up and his diner gets "blown to hell." In other words, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids...well, you get the picture. Turns out that all One-Armed Guy wants is his dog back. Derek can't believe he came all the way there for his dog, and Chloe points out that he almost killed her. He apologizes -- he thought she was his dog. One-Armed Guy asks them to write the Desert Squid story on the website because he'll need the publicity for his new diner. He admits to being responsible for the cattle mutilations, and using the cattle for hamburgers for his diner. One-Armed Guy takes the De Santo videotape and leaves, taking the men in black with him. Lan asks rhetorically what he's going to do with the men.
Cut to someone eating a steak or something. I guess we're supposed to surmise that this is what happened to the men in black. A patron gets a bill -- it's Elsing. He puts out his cigarette and leaves a $1000 tip. As Elsing leaves, we see a shot of the window of the "Desert Squid Diner."
Next week: there is no next week. There is probably never going to be a next week. ["You never know. Time of Your Life rose from the dead, for a while." -- Wing Chun] Free at last. Free at last. Great God Almighty, I am free at last.













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