Commercials. Landry and Tyra set up white tables and chairs out on the back porch. They lay out place cards that read "Kandy" and Sugar" and "Charm." Landry mutters that these cannot be these women's real names. A wind kicks up suddenly, and within five seconds, it's lightening. They scramble to get all the stuff inside as it starts pouring. Cut inside, where all the tables are set up in the living room. Landry's stayed just long enough to see all the strippers arrive, and then takes his leave, Tyra telling him thank you for all his help. Cut to a bit later, the bridal tea lubricated, apparently, with plenty of whiskey going into those porcelain cups. Mindy's opening her presents which are all lingerie and sex costume related. These ladies are smart; they can probably write these gifts off on their taxes. Mindy decides to make a toast; she tells all her friends that they are the best, and then turns to Tyra, puts on a baby voice, and tells her that even though Tyra is the baby sister, she's always looked up to her. Everyone "awwwws" in unison, and Mindy goes over to her sister and whimpers, "I love you, Ty Ty!" Mindy then tells Tyra that maybe if she's lucky, one day she'll find a man almost as hot as Billy Riggins. This one liner gets all the ladies screaming, and we cut to bridal shower stripper dance party, full of whiskey being poured into cups, and various lingerie gifts draped around girls' heads and such. Tyra just sort of looks on in bemusement.
Pouring rain, night time. The McCoys pull up in their S.U.V. outside the locker room. Joe is lecturing an only half-paying-attention J.D. about playing in the rain. Joe instructs J.D. that he needs to focus on ball control; basically demanding that J.D. keep the ball on the ground tonight. J.D. is like okay, okay, I get it. Katie tries to diffuse the tension by brightly telling Joe that they get it, when it rains the ball gets slippery. Joe dismisses her with a laugh, and then repeats himself ten more times to his son before J.D. gets out of the car.