In Coach Taylor's office, Taylor interrogates Saracen, Riggs, and Smash about what happened. We don't hear what they say, but we assume they've told Coach Taylor that they don't know nuthin'. Taylor scolds them, telling them that whatever happened, it's as much their fault as anyone's, and then he tells them that as leaders of the team, it's their job to stop things like that before they start. He dismisses them from his office.
Inspiration Alert! Back over at the Depressingly Realistic Rehab Facility, Lyla tacks some cheery crap on Jason's bulletin board and asks the nurse if she's gotten word on their request to get Jason more time in the weight room. She turns around and approaches Jason's bed and let me change that Inspiration Alert to an Inspir-Breast-ion Alert, because Minka Kelly's chestal region is just acting the shit out of this scene. The nurse leaves, clearly because it's just too difficult to maintain one's professional dignity while staring at a young girl's boobies. Jason is in a high-spirited mood, as he tells Lyla that they call her "Advocado" around the facility. She doesn't get it. He explains, "Like 'advocate' and 'avocado'." I don't quite get it either, unless he means to refer to the fact that she is an advocate who happens to also have a pair of particularly luscious and delicious parts. Lyla says she isn't amused, but Jason finds it hilarious. He wings out one of his gnarled arms to pull her in toward her, and Minka Kelly goes into clenched jaw delivery, telling him that they are "in a public place" without parting her teeth.
Jason continues laughing like a hyena and says "I knew it! I knew it!" and when Lyla asks what, he directs her glance downward and says, "We have a visitor!" God. How tired. I mean, how many times to we have to see representations of paraplegic teen sexuality before television writers will realize how done it all is? Jason tells Lyla that he's totally horny, and she at first hits him in protestation, telling him she's never heard him talk like that before. But then she lowers her voice a register and purrs, "It's naughty." Lyla is absolutely saved from insufferability by having this relatively believable sexuality. Jason claws at his girlfriend's back with his gnarled fingers and she rolls on top of him to make out. He tells her she's one-of-a-kind.













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