Friday Night Lights
Friday Night Lights

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Drunken Bee: A+ | 2046 USERS: B
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Didn't Make This World

Matt scrolls down a computer screen for Smash, they're looking for Mitch Stallman on the A&M website. They find him, and find out that he's "Director of Group Sales." Smash shakes his head, "I'm gonna work at Alamo Freeze till I die." Oh, Smash. Landry breaks in-- they're at Landry's house, we find as we pull back-- and mumbles that he's glad to supply them with beverages and wi-fi, but Tyra is going to be over any minute. Meanwhile, we notice that Landry is watching "Deal or No Deal," the harbinger of the currently going-strong Howie Mandel Renaissance. Which is really just so far from the one we had with Michelangelo and company. Smash reminds Landry that Tyra broke up with him a long time ago, and Landry, chipmunk-cheeked, with ice packs on either side of his face, tells him that his facts are not correct, that Tyra is a complicated woman. Smash tells Matt that he has to leave, "It's getting sad and weird in here." Matt takes off, too, telling Landry that if Tyra doesn't show up, he can call him. Landry swears that she'll show up.

Meanwhile, over at the Collettes', Ole Sis and Billy sway around drunkenly to music at the center of the room. Tyra and Cash sit on the couch talking. Cash taps out a few pills from a bottle into his hand and tells Tyra it's Cowboy Candy, he busted his shoulder in Minneola last week. (SUSPICION NUMBER THREE!). Mindy hears this and is like a moth to a flame made of Vicodin, "Oh, that's so weird? Do you remember? When I busted? My shoulder in Minneola?" Oh, Ole Sis, you would be an uptalker. It's perfect. Cash denies her, so she just self-medicates by inappropriately tonguing Billy right next to Tyra. Cash asks Tyra if she wants to get out of there and leave them alone. They get up, and Tyra takes a look at her phone, seeing a bunch of texts from Landry. She tells Cash that she has to take a pass on tonight. She explains about Landry and his wisdom teeth and how she said she'd help. Cash just says, "Yeah, well, I got a pretty good idea about that" and then just french kisses the conscience right out of Tyra. She's like, "Hmmm. Mmmmm. Hmmm. Alright" and they leave together.

Friday Night Lights

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