Coach dwells on the website when Tami comes into the kitchen. She tells him to stop wallowing, that even if the material on the website is rough, they are still his boys and he's doing a great job with them. She sort of sighs and then says "Let's have a barbecue" which is a miracle, because Tami Taylor does not like to suffer all these boys coming in her house clogging her toilets. Coach is surprised by her offer, and she sort of sighs some more "Barbecues build morale, right?" But then Tami gets inspired and realizes that she can put Julie in charge of a lot of the annoying barbecue logistics and declares, as the phone rings, that maybe they should do it just for that. Coach answers the phone and it's a guy from fake Shane State in Florida calling about an opening they have on their staff. Coach tells him that he's not interested in assistant coaching jobs and this guy says he's not offering that. He's offering a Head Coach position. Coach is taken aback for a moment but then reiterates his position that he's not interested. The guy persists, saying that he thinks Coach is the best high school football coach in the country. Coach tells him that he's caught him at a bad time, and the man says okay, but he's not done bugging him about this.