You guys, seriously. This show is going to be the death of me.
Back on the field, it's a new day. Riggins runs for a first down. Saracen tosses to Williams who runs for a touchdown!! Mustang offense, Voodoo gets sacked! Next play, Voodoo scrambles and fumbles, the ball is loose, boys are diving and scrambling for it for what seems like an eternity before a Panther comes up with it and runs for another touchdown! 26-14.
Cut to the sidelines, where Jason's grabbing Matt's face mask and pulling him close, telling Matt that he's got to take control of this game "RIGHT NOW." Matt goes in, and passes a gorgeous spiral down to Smash who catches it right in the endzone. Holy crap! Dillon is back in it. Except for: cut to Smash getting up in the endzone, his right arm dragging unnaturally. Injury time out. It's his shoulder. Coach sends him into the locker room to get it checked. It's slightly dislocated; the medics tell him that they can pop it back in but that he shouldn't play. Smash tells them he's going back in, so they pop it back in with plenty of horrible sound effects and we cut back out to field...
...where the announcer exclaims, "Oh Mac Daddy, somebody stole my caddy, Smash Williams is playing through the pain." Whatever, dude. Seriously, say whatever, I don't care, I LOVE IT ALL!!!! Smash is running the ball like he's possessed. Cut to the huddle, where Matt informs his team that they've got 57 yards to go, so they're going to take 'em deep, "Blitz 27 Razor on 1." Really, WHATEVER! KEEP IT COMING! WANT ME TO BUY SOMETHING ADVERTISED DURING THIS SHOW? SURE! WHATEVER!
Saracen drops back and gets sacked. Shit! Panthers call time. Six seconds left. Mac wants to know what Taylor is thinking, should they go long to put it in the endzone? Taylor is skeptical, saying they can't do that because the Mustangs are going to have everyone back. Jason pipes up, saying they can run it out and then take a shot. Matt is listening to all this coach talk, and I'm feeling like there might be some "18 yard deep out" action coming up. See! I pay attention! I also pay attention to products advertised on and during this show, and I BUY THEM.









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