Back at the Street of It's Halfway Through the Episode And You Haven't Cried Yet, Don't Think You'll Get Out of It So Easily, Saracen walks along the road back toward his house when a police cruiser pulls up. Grandma, obviously, is in the back seat, looking confused but knowing enough to be ashamed. Matt nervously asks what happened, and the officer explains that she wandered into a neighbor's house and started taking a bath. Matt goes to her in the backseat of the car, and she starts sobbing and clings to his neck. He helps her out of the car, puts his arm around her and she begs him not to let anyone see her like this. She rests her head on his shoulder as they walk, and he wraps his hand around her sad, vulnerable head. See, Coach Taylor, this young man is in the business of getting old ladies out of back seats, not getting young ladies into them.

Tissues, uh, I mean "commercials." Next morning, Matt is out on the front steps on the phone. It's unclear who he's talking to, but I imagine it's a brother or uncle or something. Matt tells whoever it is on the other end of the line that "they say it's dementia." Unidentified JerkFace tells Matt to hold down the fort because he's got his hands full wherever he is. Which I think is probably Jerk Town, Jerkoslovakia. Matt, as usual, doesn't assert himself and says they'll be fine.

Depressingly Realistic Rehab Facility. Jason sits watching motocross when Herc wheels himself in the room -- getting caught up on a variety of things because the room is too small and certainly not cutting-edge when it comes to accessibility -- and explains that he won't be there for long, that he just re-injured himself and needs a tune-up. Um, is that how it works? In-patient "tune ups"? Oh well, I guess they needed Jason to get thrown together with some kind of Inspirational Wheelchair guy. Herc informs Jason that he'll be there for a long time just as Tyra walks in. Herc makes the requisite, "She's hot" comments, at which she rolls her eyes. She is damn hot though, with her full cheeks. On her face! Her full cheeks on her face!