Nighttime. Tami sits up with Gracie and whispers to wake up a sleeping Coach. She wants to know what Julie would do if she got pregnant. Coach kind of sleepy-whisper-alarms "WHAT?!?!" and Tami quickly whispers that she's not pregnant! But she is worrying about what she'd do if she were -- would she come to them? Coach is not in the mood to talk about Julie and her hypothetical pregnancy at 3 a.m.

Luke is up in the middle of the night, too, down in the kitchen. His dad comes in and says he's noticed something is bothering Luke but he hasn't wanted to pry. He asks if it's football. Luke says no. "I'm your dad. If something's bothering you, it's bothering me." It's like Luke was waiting for the tiniest signal in the world, because he doesn't take long to unburden himself here: "There's a girl and I got her pregnant." His dad takes a big breath and Luke, of course, switches quickly into self-castigation: "I really didn't mean to disappoint you, I'm sorry."

Commercials. Lions practice. Coach calls Vince over and tells him that he doesn't need to worry about the plays; if he sees something he likes, he should take it. Coach gives some hand signals, presumably to Traub, who tells his defense to run a slant and go after Vince. They don't understand at first, and he clarifies: sack him, and if they can't "you really are a bunch of junkbutts." Can we please go back to the gay bar with Traub? The boosters sit up in the stands gawking. Vince takes the snap, easily evades the sack and throws for a completion. Coach glances at Big Merri who nods knowingly.