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Anyway, Newtown says he'll come back after he's done to help Fauxlivia with the deaf guy. "It's too bad he's not blind," says Newton. Fauxlivia seems kind of surprised at Newton's implication, and then Newton offers to come back if she needs him to take care of the guy. Fauxlivia's all, "Look, I don't need anybody's help to shoot deaf thieves" and tells Newton not to screw up his own job "this time." Newton leaves, and Olivia slowly pulls her gun out of a drawer and affixes a silencer. She seems kind of conflicted about what she's going to do -- but then simply points the gun at the back of the guy's head, says, "I'm sorry," (pssst! He's deaf! He can't hear you!) and we cut offscreen and merely hear the gunshot. Fauxlivia drags the body, with the dude's shirt pulled up over his head, from the living room towards the bathroom, and of course there's a knock on the door. Eeep! Who is it? Special peephole camera shows us Peter standing there. "Did I come at a bad time?" says Peter, since she doesn't sound utterly overjoyed to see that he's there. Now, if I know this show, Fauxlivia is going to prop the dead guy up on the couch and give him a hat and sunglasses, and Peter will never know the difference! So Fauxlivia pretends she was just getting out of the shower, instead of telling Peter that yes, he came at a bad time. Better still, Fauxlivia should go back in time and decide not to off the guy RIGHT IN OLIVIA'S APARTMENT. On Earth-Prime, we have a saying: "Don't shit where you eat." Anyway, Fauxlivia finishes dragging the body into the bathroom -- here's hoping Peter won't have to use the toilet -- runs the shower to wet her hair down and takes her shirt off for something a little more just-got-out-of-the-shower, and lets Peter in, who immediately starts moaning about Walter apologizing. Peter says he knows it wouldn't take much to make Walter feel better -- a kind word, a few hands of Uno -- but he just can't bring himself to do it. Much more of this, I imagine Fauxlivia's going to get her silenced pistol out, either for Peter or herself.