Good news! That guy that hangs around Robb (and used to hang around Jon Snow before he left for the Wall) finally gets a name! It's Theon Greyjoy. And Theon Greyjoy seems kind of friendly with Tyrion, even recommending a redhead named "Rose" at the whorehouse. Tyrion refers to Lord Stark as Theon's master, which Theon takes offense at. He also claims that the reason Lady Stark didn't come down to meet Tyrion is that she's not feeling well, but Tyrion accurately calls that out as an obvious lie. It turns out that Theon is being kept here as a hostage after his family had a failed rebellion. And that's where his brothers died! Ah, the charming backstory nuggets this show throws at you. Tyrion continues to needle Theon about how he's turned into a lackey for the Starks. Apparently, Theon is neither crippled enough, bastard enough, or broken enough for Tyrion to like him. Having needled Theon right up to the point of violence, Tyrion tosses a coin at Theon's feet. "Your next tumble with Roz is on me. I'll try not to wear her out." Man, Theon finally gets a name and he spends his first real scene absorbing jabs from Tyrion. It's a rough life.