That crazy lady is apparently going to be an ongoing character, because she's carrying straw into Winterfell. Theon Greyjoy comes in to simultaneously sexually harass her and tell her that where he comes from, she'd be stakes out on the beach to drown slowly. And when she asks where he's from, he's shocked that she's never heard of the Iron Islands. And then he gets snotty about her telling him he's never heard of where she comes from, because she doesn't call him "my Lord." He tells her with pride that his father is Balon Greyjoy, Lord of the Iron Islands, and she points out that apparently Theon isn't a lord, then. She also calls him a Southerner, since everything south of the Wall is about the same to her. He calls her an impudent little wench, and I think he's just cranky because Ros left. Maester Luwin enters to remind Theon that Crazy Lady is a guest. Theon says that he thought she was a prisoner, but Luwin archly points out that Theon, of all people, should be aware that the two can overlap sometimes. Theon, realizing that he's been outflanked, enacts a strategic withdrawal from the conversation. Crazy Lady tells Luwin that she's used to men that could chew Theon up. She's only in Winterfell because she was trying to get as far south as possible before the Long Night started, with its scary things that hunt in the night. Luwin says those things have been gone for thousands of years, but she says they were only sleeping. Is this going to be a situation like Tywin Lannister where they get talked up a lot before they show up on screen? I'll put up with that one or two times, but eventually I'm going to get tired of this nonsense. Bring on the monsters already!
Game of Thrones
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