Later, Trombley tries once again. "They had this gay bar open up in the town where I'm from in Michigan, and people trashed it every night. They had to close it after a month." wow man thatsso fucked up dude itlike so harcore and str8 were yr from ibet did u evr kil a faggot. Which, of course, Ray totally knows, so he nails him with it: "See, but there's money in that, Trombley. Did I tell you I'm gonna open my own gay bar when I get back home? It's gonna be called The Golden Stream, and it's gonna be like this big urinal, right? And there's gonna be this two-way mirror that everybody pisses against. That way when you're sitting at the bar having drinks, there's like all these big fucking giant cocks just pissing right at you." There are very few things that freak me out. I don't mean to brag, but I have seen a pornographic cinema film before, so yeah: I'm pretty bad ass. But OMFG, Ray! Fuckin' what is wrong with you?
Trombley's voice rises about eight octaves for a total of sixty-four notes from where it started: "Corporalareyouafaggot?" This is the food that Ray consumes, and he just screwed Trombley in about six different ways, and he knows it, so he keeps going: "You know what? I'm gonna franchise that shit. You can have Michigan, Trombley. Very lucrative territory, homosexually-speaking." Trombley nearly starts crying from peering into that particular abyss -- the one with the big fucking giant cocks pissing right at you! -- and Brad's like, "Chill, Ray. We want him just crazy enough."
Tiny night scenes: Garza's Kevlar goes bouncing off his head as they bounce over a berm, and Espera tells him they'll hold the funeral for his little hat right around never, and in Team One's Humvee, Ray starts a rousing a capella performance of "Tainted Love," nagging Brad to supply the handclaps before all four of them start singing along, harmonizing, with Trombley tentatively supplying the baseline. Ecstatic. Daytime: Horrible scorpion on a rock. I keep saying, "Mister Scorpion, I will give you a ride across this river if you go bite fucking Sixta, because his voice makes my left eye twitch," but it just sits there. Guess it speaks Arabic.