Generation Kill
Generation Kill

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1765 USERS: B
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"Oh yeah," Encino Man says conversationally, as a tossed-off final thought. "Bravo's on point when we roll through Nasiriyah and then break from the main force." Before Nate can even recover from the mind-blowing douche chill that Encino Man inspires in his soul, Captain America gets in there all fussy and overbearing. "On point? In broken-down unarmored Humvees." He laughs bitterly. He's like that old woman in Accounting or whatever that thinks you are as deeply troubled by the situation with the coffee filters as she is. "They should change our name to First Suicide Battalion." He walks off muttering and laughing to himself about how he's the only one that actually understands what's going on here, and can you even believe that MEF doesn't see fit to follow his paranoid, stupid, inner-directed weird rules, and why won't anybody respect him, etc., and alone, Wynn stares at Nate, who's still kind of shell-shocked by the total assheadedness of those two goons. "We need to make sure the stupidity in this company doesn't roll down too hard on our guys," Wynn says. He has the most wonderful voice. There are so many good voices here, I guess after five years of speeches and stuff on The Wire it makes sense that you would cast for voices, but I could listen to Wynn and Doc talk all day long. Sixta, no.

Meanwhile, just "James Trombley" is met with more scorn from Cpl. Person. "Come on. Trombley, you should name your kid Jesus. I mean, your wife's Mexican. I mean, fucking Mexicans do it all the time. That's what's cool about knocking up a Mexican girl. She could drop a Jesus." Brad says sternly that nobody should ever have kids. "In fact, Trombley, you shouldn't ever have gotten married. Women will always cost, but marriage is the most expensive way to go. If you want to pay for it, go to Australia. For a hundred bucks you can order a whore over the phone. Half an hour later she arrives at your door... Fresh and hot, like a pizza." Trombley rolls over like a puppy for a belly rub because A) pussy and B) he likes being talked to like a man, plus C) pizza is good.

Generation Kill

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