Get Real
RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE
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1-22 Recap |
No Forwarding Address?The Last Weekend - Get Real leaves you once and for all with this final episode. Don't worry, Meghan still makes sure the whole thing is all about her, even when people are in the hospital every other minute. She's got a speech to give, after all. This is important! |
06.27.2000 | D |
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1-21 Recap |
Testy, aren't we?Tested - Everyone's taking tests in this episode. Some are real important tests, and some are really just a waste of time. If you thought the Greens were assholes before, you ain't seen nothin' yet. |
06.13.2000 06.13.2000 |
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1-20 Recap |
Baby, bye, bye, byeHistory Lessons - Last dance with Mary Green, one more time to feel the mean. Feel the warmth and witness pamie's mental breakdown. Love, warmth, and bitter bile inside. |
04.11.2000 04.13.2000 |
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1-19 Recap |
Then I'll Huff, and I'll Puff...Support System - How many Greens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You'd think that it'd be easier, since they're constantly screwing everyone. For some reason it takes an entire hour. It also takes an entire Green family to ruin an episode. |
04.04.2000 04.09.2000 |
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1-18 Recap |
"Only I Touch My Daughter That Way, Buddy"Guilt - Meghan gets fondled by a family friend and tries desperately to make it only her problem. The Greens, however, have a way to turn it all about their own individual problems and neuroses. Cam's first day back at school is filled with some special oral sessions with Slutgirl. Kenny is just there, which is more than you can say for Elizabeth. |
03.28.2000 04.02.2000 |
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1-17 Recap |
The DistanceThe Distance - They let Cam back in school because he's stupid and wet. Slutgirl is interested in Cam. Kenny tells Rebecca that he's dating Kimberly. |
03.21.2000 03.21.2000 |
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1-16 Recap |
SavedSaved - Cameron goes to alternative school for one day but he's a big baby about it. |
03.14.2000 03.14.2000 |
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1-15 Recap |
WaitingWaiting - Mary asks Cam not to screw up his life. Clay loves Meghan and so she gives it up for him. |
03.07.2000 03.07.2000 |
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1-14 Recap |
Tough LoveTough Love - Mitch complains that Cam's expulsion is like a vacation. The unemployed mom and the work-from-home dad are covered in fresh sex complaining that their son is taking things too easy? Mary tells Mitch that he can't stay mad at Cam forever. Mitch says it's getting "harder and harder" to find the good kid in Cameron. |
02.01.2000 02.01.2000 |
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1-13 Recap |
Falling From GraceFalling From Grace - Cam gets expelled. The Christmas card Mitch sent his mom gets returned. Clay's dad takes off. |
01.25.2000 01.25.2000 |
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1-12 Recap |
AbsolutionAbsolution - "Take it easy? How can I take it easy?" Mary's neck cords demand. "My son is missing." |
01.18.2000 01.18.2000 |
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1-11 Recap |
ChoicesChoices - Meghan loves her best friend's boyfriend. He loves her, too. Mary is still pregnant, and she cancels out on MC Lyte. |
01.11.2000 01.11.2000 |
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1-10 Recap |
DenialDenial - Welcome to the Very Special Holiday Get Real. |
12.21.1999 12.21.1999 |
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1-9 Recap |
Send In The ClonesSend In The Clones - Who the Green kids are supposed to be, in what ways they are similar, and what went heinously wrong. |
12.20.1999 12.20.1999 |
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1-9 Recap |
Crime And PunishmentCrime And Punishment - Meghan likes her girlfriend's boyfriend. Oh yeah, they kissed. Mitch has a pretty project engineer. Mary is preggers. Gosh, that's just like last week,isn't it? |
12.14.1999 12.14.1999 |
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1-8 Recap |
Big NumbersBig Numbers - Meghan likes her girlfriend's boyfriend. Cameron likes some girl with an evil dad (the Latino Bad Dad) who traps her in a tower. Mary is preggers. |
11.09.1999 11.09.1999 |
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1-7 Recap |
PreyPrey - Meghan's teacher is fooling around with Meghan's ex. Victor is upset that his dad is getting married. Mitch wants to restore a building and become Tony Soprano. Meghan makes her teacher resign. |
11.02.1999 11.02.1999 |
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1-6 Recap |
Performance AnxietyPerformance Anxiety - Dan does some of Meghan's hair tucking. Then he ends up screwing her Lit teacher. Rebecca doesn't have time to wonder whether Kenny likes her, even if they aren't having sex. |
10.26.1999 10.26.1999 |
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1-5 Recap |
Anatomy Of A RumorAnatomy Of A Rumor - Meghan finds out she's popular, and Kenny finds out Rebecca wants to do it. |
10.19.1999 10.19.1999 |
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1-4 Recap |
False AdvertisingFalse Advertising - Those wacky guys on Madison Avenue are at it again. |
10.17.1999 10.17.1999 |
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1-4 Recap |
StayStay - Meghan gets her navel pierced. She doesn't want to be Mary's "Mini-Me." Mitch loses his partner and is an asshole to his wife. Oh yeah, and say it with me: "Mary was pregnant with Meghan when she was her age." |
09.28.1999 09.28.1999 |
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1-3 Recap |
PassagesPassages - Meghan gets dumped. Mary hugs Meghan. Rebecca is flattered Kenny is treating her like a sex object. Mary is riding Meghan about not going to college. |
09.21.1999 09.21.1999 |
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1-2 Recap |
Sexual HealingSexual Healing - Meghan is dating a twenty-three-year-old. Kenny gets arrested for being a peeping tom. |
09.14.1999 09.14.1999 |
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1-1 Recap |
PilotPilot - How many different film and television ripoffs can we fit in one hour? Get Real takes on that challenge. |
09.07.1999 09.07.1999 |
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