Outside the School Without Classes, Ferret, Meghan and Sideburns are walking past "No Skateboarding" signs discussing how Cameron was "a little head-trippy." Sideburns says that he understands why Cam would do that; he was just protecting his sister. Five-note Get Real jingle mixes effortlessly with the Testosterone Guitar. Ferret is wearing a series of blue pipe cleaners glued to a bra. She says that Sideburns reminds her so much of Clay and that the four of them should all go out on a date sometime. Meghan hair flips around and gives Ferret the "You really come up with some crappy ideas" sneer. Sideburns asks who this Clay person is. Ferret explains that he's her boyfriend. More "For now" snarls from ME-ghan. "At least he was, as of yesterday," Ferret moans. "You know, guys," she ferrets, as if each and every day in a relationship is a guessing game of commitment. "Well, I know any guy would be crazy not to grab onto you and hold on forever," Sideburns actually says. Ferret ferrets that she's gonna go find Clay and remind him how great she is. She walks off. Sideburns's kleptomania is truly out of hand; he has now raided Meghan's closet, and he's wearing one of her periwinkle turtleneck sweaters. Who dresses like this? Meghan comments that Sideburns is just great to everyone in her life. Sideburns asks whether that makes her nervous. She says it does because there's this guy that she used to like and now she can't like him anymore and she doesn't know if she like, like-likes Sideburns, or if she just likes him or what. You know the story. Sideburns offers to back off a bit. Meghan asks if he'll just be patient and let her lead. "As long as I can follow," he whispers. He leans in and kisses her, and you see him make eye contact with Cameron, who is like, half a mile away. They stare at each other while Sideburns mugs Meghan. Creepy. Weird. Not buying it.
Episode Report CardPamie: D | 336 USERS: C+
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