First the sensitive five-note Get Real jingle (in its extended dance remix version) starts to delicately wail on oboe. I know you don't believe me, but Sideburns stole a copy of Extra-Crappy Little-Boy Monologues VII: Bad Dads and Blown Knees and begins the following piece of drivel: "And because I live with a father..." Sideburns pauses here to taste the bitter fluid that has backed up his throat (or the vomit from having to say these lines, I'm not sure) "...who's no longer interested in a son who can't play anymore.