Cam's got a black eye, to which he immediately applied frozen peas in the World's Largest Kitchen. Meghan asks if something happened when she sees his black-eyed pea. He says he fell off his skateboard. She says that he doesn't have his skateboard. He says he has it now. They share a really weird moment. Maybe Meghan's a virgin, but something tells me the King of Physical might be getting a little sumin-sumin with Anne Hathaway behind the scenes. They share quite the brother-sister hug/kiss. It's not right for the only sexual energy in the entire show to take place between family members. Mary freaks out about Cam's eye and Meghan says it was a skateboard thing. Mary gets all sad and pregnanty. Mitch asks if everything's okay and they share a knowing look. Kenny walks in and Cam hands him his sunglasses. "Somebody wanted you to have these," he says. "Who?" Kenny asks. "Me," the world says in unison. Kenny is still wearing that ridiculous jacket. The five-note Get Real jingle is still going on. Victor picks an apple off the World's Largest Kitchen's table and starts eating it as Kenny finds another rolled joint in the pocket of the Oldest Pocket-Protector of the Dork Jacket. Victor says that jacket is like "a home entertainment center." Kenny turns around and sees his parents walking around the living room and says he thinks they should give it back. Victor is appropriately outraged. "You're still high." Kenny says he doesn't want to trash his parent's trust. Apparently he got the memo that he had been knocked down the Brown-Nose Pole. Mitch and Mary walk in on cue and throw the keys at him and ask him to pull the car out of the garage for them. Where are they going at this hour? Kenny turns to them and hands them the joint. He says that there was another one, but they smoked it. Mary is wearing a blue life vest over a black tunic. As Kenny finishes his apology the camera pulls back and suddenly Elizabeth is at the sink washing dishes. I guess we've learned another Green Family trait: Teleportation. Mitch takes the keys and sentences Kenny to two weeks of house arrest. I thought all three of them were still supposed to be grounded from that "Rave" two weeks ago, but whatever. Mary tells Kenny and Victor that even though they were experimenting, they should know that the pot was over twenty years old. Elizabeth fulfills her two-line contract for the week by saying, "That pot was so old it couldn't get a cat high." Cue five-note Get Real jingle. Victor and Kenny walk into one of the dark rooms of the mansion to say that they can't even remember anything that they said when they were not-high, blah, blah, blah, predictablecakes. Victor checks out Mary's ass.
Episode Report CardPamie: D | 337 USERS: C+
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