Meghan turns around to watch her kingdom from the other side of her throne. She sees Kenny wearing that stupid jacket and glasses talking to Victor. Their DNA hasn't visibly changed yet. She looks farther away and sees Ferret gooping on Clay. The other students mill around them silently. Clay and Ferret hug as the gospel singers start kicking in. My sweet ambrosia signaling the end of another episode of pain. Meghan bits her lip and walks away from her throne. She walks down the Greens-Only staircase as Cameron is walking up. They see each other. They smile a "So that's how it is in their family" smile. Cameron stretches out his hand. Meghan takes it. They share a clutching in the hallway. They walk in separate directions as Cam checks out Meghan's ass and Meghan looks down with a blush. I'm not making this up. Fade to white on this very Hotel New Hampshire moment.

Next week Ferret's gonna bust Meghan about Clay. I'm so there. I have no choice. But I'm so happy they're writing Ferret out of this show finally. Mary's baby has no heart, but I don't know why that worries the rest of the family. I thought that was a trait. And Kenny goes to confession, saying he's sure he's killed someone. I guess they're already recycling the "Killed Kenny" jokes. And if you guys want me to keep reviewing this show, you're gonna have to start paying me in crack or something. I gave up cigarettes this year, and this show is really trying my soul.