To continue the Bad Boyfriend Cliché, Sideburns is now putting on Kenny's Risky Business shades while checking his reflection in a picture of Kenny, Cameron and Meghan on the wall. He flicks his head to the side and says, "Nice." Like he's Iceman or something. "You been here all day?" Cameron asks. I guess he has the power to teleport around just like Sideburns. "Yeah, I'm moving in," Sideburns says, but his mouth doesn't move. Don't worry, that's just the editing. It's as bad as Sideburns's...well, sideburns. Cam asks, "Who are you?" "I think, if you think about it, you'll remember." Cam says he thinks Sideburns had better stay away from his family. Sideburns props his feet up on a table and picks up some giant remote control for a car or something, and he starts playing with it, but there's no car running around. "I don't know," he says like a Generic Bad Guy, "you think? I mean, I see your brother, and I see someone who needs a brother. And I see your sister --" Apparently the remote control is for Cameron, who suddenly pulls the table towards him, knocking Sideburns's feet away. "You're crossing the line there, tough guy." "I see someone who needs someone to talk to, rely on, have fun with." Cam rips the remote control from Sideburns's hands and says that Meghan was having plenty of fun before Sideburns got there. Ew. Meghan walks in and asks if they are "getting along." "Like two old pals," Sideburns says. "Yeah, I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy inside," Cameron sneers. "Okay," Meghan sighs. Don't think I didn't notice this is the original script for Tango and Cash, by the way. Meghan asks if Sideburns is ready to go. He looks straight at her vagina for five seconds and then says, "Wow. You look incredible." She grins her boy-winning grin and thanks him. "You can tell me in French later," she says. Cameron gives this gross-out face that echoes my thoughts of "Don't stare at her vagina and then say the word 'French.'" Sideburns leers at Cameron and says, "Don't wait up," as we go to a close-up of him placing his hand on the curve of Meghan's ass. Music plays in the background that I recognize as the music from the sex scenes in Risky Business. Sideburns stuffs his hand in the pocket of Meghan's jeans to complete the Eighties flashback as we zoom into Cameron's angry forehead vein. Sideburns gives another backward glance at Cameron. Either we're really overdoing the Seventies/Eighties Bad Guy or Sideburns actually has a crush on Cameron and is trying to get him jealous. I am mercifully treated to my first commercial break.
Episode Report CardPamie: D | 337 USERS: C+
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