Cameron puts on his backpack and begins to walk out of his bedroom when he hears a "You've got mail" type of beep. Oh, for the record, remember the first episode when Cameron was complaining that he doesn't have his own bedroom? Apparently I'm the only one who remembers. Anyway, the beeping noise is coming from an iBook that is in a slightly open position on a beanbag. It's not in sleep mode, and apparently has some mega-battery allowing Cam to keep the thing running all day long upside-down in a pile of dirty boxer shorts. Cam picks up the Tangerine dream and sees that he's gotten a new email message. Not only does Cam's version of the iBook receive email without a phone jack or Airport, it also automatically opens email messages from crazy stalker-type boys who date sisters. We can read the screen as the Testosterone Guitar kicks in, but Cameron reads it for us because we're dumb. The subject is "Meghan." It's from Trent_Sykes@linkcomp.net and to Cameron_Green@maileze.com. Puleze. "There is only one reason Meghan got home late last night. And we both know what that is. Let's just say she left with a very big smile on her face. Friends forever, Trent." Cameron is so mad about this email intrusion from a near stranger that he has to start his mouth-breathing again and throws the iBook down as he storms out of the room. Thousands of geek girls scream, "NO! Save the machine! No!"
Meghan and Ferret break off from some conversation they were having outside the School Without Classes so Meghan can pass another "No Railsliding" sign. Cameron stops her and says that he needs to ask her a question and get the "Complete Green Family truth." Meghan shouldn't have to worry too much. Apparently the 'Green Family Truth' has side clauses so you can lie about your age, sexual experience, level of commitment, intent to commit adultery, level of friendship, marriage vows, curfew, punishment, and drug use. Meghan gets outraged. Cam explains that he got an email from Trent bragging about sniffing her bratty panties. Meghan honestly makes the same noise as Kyle's mom to say, "WHAT-WHAT-WHY did he do that?" Cameron says, "I don't know, maybe because he's got this psycho mind game thing, or maybe he doesn't like me." Meghan says that maybe Cam is "flipping for no reason." If my brother got an email from my boyfriend who hardly knows my brother about how far he's gotten with me I wouldn't try to blame it all on my brother. Maybe it's just me. Meghan tries to shush Cam as he goes on about how this guy is obviously a freak. Meghan offers this piece of brilliance: "Cameron, I like Trent, okay? The entire family likes Trent and if you and your Y-chromosome paranoia wants [sic] to get in the way of it, fine. But keep it to yourself." This argument now makes no sense because it's Trent who's spreading gossip and not Cam. Cam asks if Meghan did it and her hair whips around to say that if she had she wouldn't tell Cam but she hadn't. She stomps away as Cameron looks pleased.