Mitch and Mary walk in (because most parents I know walk around their house side by side all day). "Tell me that's not what I think it is," Mitch says, right after Kenny just shouted what it is. "Oh, my God, that's exactly what you think it is," Mary shouts, as if we don't all know what it is. By the way, Mitch and Mary look totally guilty throughout the entire scene. Mary takes the joint from Kenny and washes it down the sink, which for some reason is filled with carrot peelings. She doesn't use the garbage disposal, though, so it's just a joint sitting on some peelings in her sink. Mitch is all, "Kenny! I'm so disappointed in you!" and Mary says that they will have to have a "serious discussion about drugs and alcohol." Kenny asks why it's okay for Mitch but not him. "What?" "This is Dad's jacket," Kenny lisps. "Thuth, that wath, Dad'th joint." Mitch starts to say that the jacket was from college, and Mary interrupts to say that it is, in fact, her jacket. "What?" come the simultaneous "punch lines." "Don't pick on the pregnant woman," Mary says, as she's saved by the bell. She picks up the phone and begins saying that Joanna Parsons is handling things now, so I guess she gave all of her work to her main competitor. Mary walks off. Mitch asks Kenny if he was going to give him that joint anyway. Kenny assures him he was. By the way, Kenny's got the leather jacket all zipped up to his neck, with his blue Polo shirttails all hanging out the bottom. Geeksville. Victor "dude"s Kenny and complains that Kenny "just gave away the keys to Toontown." Kenny tells him not to worry. He pulls another joint out of the pocket. "He had a little brother." They give stoner snarfs and walk off.
I hear this noise that sounds like dolphins playing in the mist. Oh. Clay just told Ferret some sort of joke in the School Without Classes. They walk off so we can see Martyr Meghan lamenting by her locker, wearing what appears to be a coat from Ever After. She's standing next to Slut Girl. "Dying inside?" Slut Girl asks. "Do you know everything that goes on around here?" Meghan moans, as if she didn't have Slut Girl at her house every minute of this whole fiasco. "A sad result of spending too much time in the hallway and too little time in the classroom." Hey, it's not her fault. No one is in a classroom right now. The strange thing is all of these "classmates" are always walking around this school, but they are never talking to each other. You always only hear whatever conversation a Green member is having. Slut Girl recommends a rebound fling for Meghan. Like this girl wasn't going to get a new boyfriend in three minutes, anyway. After the three tears shed over Soul Patch Boy we got all of nine seconds of misery over Dan. Remember the one guy she lost when everyone thought she was pregnant? Me neither. I can't believe we've spent this long on Clay. Meghan says she is interested in someone for like a "one date" kind of thing. Slut Girl asks if it could be a "two date kind of thing." Meghan says that Slut Girl is the expert. Meow.