On the other side of the dance floor, Meghan and Slut-Girl are having a great grrl blast. They wave their hands and pretend to dance. "This isn't a rave, this is a prom," Jodie says, and I start to thank her for recognizing the truth. "Half our school is here," she then says, and I realize that she wasn't commenting on the lamitude of the rave, but rather the cool popular place that it is, because since Jodie doesn't have any friends and hates the whole school for thinking she's a slut, she'd have a great time in a building with everyone from her school and it makes perfect sense that she'd be so stoked about it. "How many people did you invite?" Meghan asks. I had no idea that Slut-Girl threw the rave. Some guy in a black t-shirt walks by and does some "I'm a dork" move so that Jodie can say, "I don't know, but I know I didn't invite him." Meghan laughs like the Big Bad Wolf. They walk off as Meghan does a sexy strut. We focus on one guy who isn't wearing a black t-shirt for a second (it's orange, so we can see him) and Alicia crosses into the frame. She has focused on the one drug dealer in the room. We know he's a drug dealer because:
- He's standing under a pillar.
- He's got his back turned from us.
- He's bald.
- He's got a big skeleton and cross tattoo.
- Alicia whispers something in his ear.
An exchange of hands is made and Alicia is happy. He goes back to dancing next to the pole, where a flier for the rave is pasted. Who advertises their own underground party at the underground party? Alicia is in the bathroom with a little Jell-o Shot glass filled with some orange liquid. We don't see her put anything in her mouth, but she swallows the glass "like she just took a whole lot of pills." She finishes it with a chaser of water in the same cup. We pan back to the rave kids having a grand time cheering on the jolly antics of Sir DJ. Meghan "Don't Crimp My Style" Green is walking into the bathroom. She sees Alicia, who is now vomiting into the sink. She introduces herself and asks if Cameron is there with her. "Is it hot in here?" Alicia asks just like Andie MacDowell asking if it's raining. "It's hot." Alicia has apparently taken some fast acting dope. She's about to fall right over and Meghan starts holding her up chanting, "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay." Alicia starts the druggy talk about how Cameron is so great. Meghan says she's going to get Alicia's stuff and Cameron and that she should just stay there. "No, I can take care of myself," Alicia reads from the pages of So You Got Cast As a Two-Episode Druggie?: Quick Tricks To Let Them Know You're So Wasted, and then promptly falls over. Meghan gives her a "stupid bitch" pity look and turns around to pick up Alicia's things. She turns back around and Alicia is gone. I don't know what Alicia took, but it made her vomit, get all hot and bothered, think about how great Cameron is, fall over, and then become invisible. Sign me up.