Good Girl Meghan helps put the star back on top of the tree as Elizabeth asks why she's been so quiet since Ferret left. Meghan says that everything is fine and that Ferret and Clay are going skiing for the holidays. Elizabeth turns the knife deeper by asking if Meghan is, "Hoping for a chairlift accident." Meghan says they are just friends. Elizabeth asks if that's how friends kiss. Meghan says that was a mistake. Elizabeth turns to Page 25 in the book of So You're Shooting A Very Special Christmas Episode: Lessons Learned From Grandma. "Honey, everyone makes mistakes. It's how you handle it [sic] that counts." Meghan says she knows and straightens the star. Kenny and Cam say that they aren't like Mitch and his brother. Kenny says he doesn't want to be like that. Oh, and "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" drones on in the back. Cam hangs the last of the ornaments (I think it's a miniature of Sars's anvil) back on the tree and turns to Kenny. He pulls an envelope out of his pocket, takes out a piece of paper, rips it in half and hands an end to Kenny. "It's your Christmas present. I'm giving it to you early." "It's half your paycheck." Cam looks up because this is going to be difficult and explains that the window breaking was half his fault, so he wants Kenny to take his gift. Mitch and Mary look on approvingly. Yeah, thanks for the torn-up check, asshole. Now neither of us gets paid. The lights come back on, but the television doesn't start blaring, and the music stops. Whatever. Mitch says he prefers the lights off. He turns them off and kisses Mary. Elizabeth brings over the Menorah and says "Happy Hanukkah." "It ended two weeks ago." "Better late than never." Mitch says his brother always used to help him with that. Sars's anvil falls on my toe. Mitch lights the Menorah and sings. When it's over Kenny says, "It's perfect." Cam says that he has no idea what it means. Apparently they just found out he's Jewish. Mary says that it was beautiful. Mitch says that it's not exactly to tradition, but next year they'll do it right.
Episode Report CardPamie: D | 364 USERS: C+
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